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Month: December 2015
UPDATED: Neighborhood Watchful: The Wimpy Boyfriend SkinnyJeans Edition
**UPDATED: Jenny Obert Responds: “You’re like the Onion, only better!”** We ALL want that strong powerful boyfriend – am I right, ladies? The man that takes out the trash, and still looks good in skinny jeans, right? The kind that can tell a stranger to get off our property, and not get taken for all the cash in his pocket, right? The kind that only rolls over in bed, and not for strangers. Well, we can’t ALL have that man, as East Nashville resident Jenny Obert recently found out. Let’s be…
Neighborhood Watchful: Suspicious Black/Brown Male Reported by a Racist Hipster Edition
It just wouldn’t be the same if an entire day passed without this happening in East Nashville: White hipster chick (the kind from those Aerial Developments) goes jogging through a perfectly nice neighborhood and sees a non-white person either on a lawn, using a sidewalk, sitting a porch (they MUST be casing the joint!), or heaven forbid knocking on the front door instead of the back – and hipster chick either immediately calls 911 to report a ‘suspicious character’ or goes on Facebook to warn all her other white Aerial Development…
Neighborhood Watchful: How Police Cruisers Work
The East Nashville Neighborhood Watch brings us so much joy! Felix asks: “Just saw two cruisers with lights and sirens on headed quickly east on Forrest towards 14th and beyond. Any info?” Yes, Felix, this is how police cars work. It is similar to ambulances and fire engines, however usually with more attitude. Is this the ‘info’ you require? If you want to get more specific, there are switches that make the lights work… the sirens, too. [contentblock id=1 img=gcb.png]
Neighborhood Watchful: Inglewood Kroger Edition
Oh, East Nashville, you continue to make us laugh at ourselves. Here’s a little gem, recently reported on the East Nashville Neighborhood Watch page. David Gilmore – you, sir, are an idiot. And we agree, you are NOT safe inside Inglewood Kroger, in fact, we’re pretty sure you should not be shopping on your own, at any store, at any time. Also, we are sending you a babysitter, diapers, and some warm milk, as our gift to you! Just a reminder–theft can happen while you’re inside a grocery store. Last…
UPDATED (Oprah Responds!): Uber Driver James Cherry Suspended for “Handing out 1-Stars like Oprah”
UPDATED: James Victor Cherry responds, below:. Earlier today, we relayed the information we were given by a local Uber management partner, that the idiot driver who thought he was Oprah, had been suspended – And, of course, King James says he was not suspended at all, only ‘punished’. While we’re not sure what ‘punishment’ a 10-99 contractual arrangement (aka Uber) could enforce other than a suspension (maybe James is calling it a vacation?), we’ll simply let you decide who to believe. And James, here is our response to you! It…
Bad Nashville Lyft Driver Abandons Passengers because no one bought him Five Points Pizza!
[pullquote align=”left” cite=”” link=”” color=”” class=”” size=””]”I’m just going to cancel this ride and you guys can get another Lyft. You guys didn’t even offer to buy me pizza and I think that is just so rude. So you can get out now.”[/pullquote] When it rains, it pours! And apparently when we get one ride-share tip, we get several. In fact, in the past 6 hours we’ve received over 15 submissions of ride-share maddness gone wrong. We have documented reports of everything from rude drivers, naked passengers, drivers who deliver…
Bad Uber Nashville Driver: James Victor Cherry
**UPDATE: Driver has been SUSPENDED** We received this tip today, and initially passed it over, however after some research all we can say is “How Dare He?” Uber Nashville Driver, James Victor Cherry, gets paid to take passengers from point A to point B. That’s his job. Doesn’t matter long trip or short trip, in the end, they tend to average out. It’s what he signed up for, and no one is holding a gun to his head. So today when we got this post about him negatively (realllllly negatively)…