Day: May 26, 2018

Woman gets plastered on bottle of champagne @ bar, scoffs at police’s offer of shelter, demands to be arrested.

Jason Steen

Valentine J Law was at the DoubleTree hotel bar downtown on Thursday night, where security states she drank an entire bottle of champagne while at the hotel bar/lobby area. She was so intoxicated, that once they realized she was not an overnight guest of the hotel, police were called to check on her welfare. MNPD arrived just after 11:30 PM, and Valentine Law willingly exited the hotel with police, but did not have the means to call a friend to pick her up, due to her phone being dead. As…

Memorial Day 2018’s first BUI – Zach Cunningham Arrested #OnABoat

Jason Steen

Many consider Memorial Day weekend the ‘unofficial’ start of summer, and it only took a few hours for the first Boating Under the Influence of the season to happen. Late Friday night, Zach Cunningham was arrested and charged with BUI & Implied Consent Violation, after he was found to be drunk while driving a boat on Percy Priest Lake, and tried to hide his alcohol from officers as they neared his boat. According to a report, late Friday night, while patrolling Percy Priest Lake, an officer noticed a vessel underway displaying…

Jon Sewell reflects on Nashville’s Mayoral race with a Limerick

Jason Steen

He was the Mayor we all deserved. He was pro-marijuana, legalization of drugs and prostitution (it’s your body, and we can use the tax income on both businesses, right?). He wanted to house the homeless, use art work for traffic calming strategies, no more corporate welfare, more money for small businesses, and even have a max wage cap for CEO’s based on how much they paid their employees. It was a grand dream. And all but 92 of you fucked it up. So now all you get is this limerick…

Clerk pulls gun on customers at DB Todd Market – Tadress Ishak Arrested

Jason Steen

Tadress N Ishak, a 22 year-old clerk from the DB Todd Market, was arrested on Friday, after he pulled a gun on multiple customers when a refund was requested. According to police reports, and eyewitness accounts, the employee named above was involved in a verbal argument with three customers, which he says was over them requesting a refund. During the argument the defendant pulled out a hand gun and pointed it at the three victims. When asked about the gun, the defendant stated that one of the victims made verbal threats…