Someone Alert Councilman Brett Withers: EN Bachelorette Party Has Outdoor Penises

Someone alert our idiot of a Councilman, Brett Withers. There are Penises at a bachelorette party in East Nashville *GASP* – the horror! Actually, someone warn the homeowner, because they’ll likely be next on Brett’s list of things to report to codes as a violation in his one man struggle against all things sexual, fun, or profitable, of course all 3 are great ideas, if you involve him, otherwise he will us his position to make your life hell. We’ll be waiting for the famous Withers outrage. If only he…

East Nashville Blow Up Doll Currently on Roof after Councilman Brett Withers Publicly Shamed Her

BREAKING: Early Sunday morning, the now famous blow up doll shamed by councilman Brett Withers publicly on social media was found to be on the rooftop of her building in East Nashville at 8th/Main. It was not immediately known if she as contemplating jumping, or was using the strings of lights to come to a more certain fate for for her now deflated ego. She was seen on Friday at street level, which prompted a scathing public shaming from councilman Brett Withers. This was the same day that it was…