Dear Austin Bowden, You Suck At Being a Drug Dealer, Please Stop Trying | ARRESTED AGAIN

Jeremy ‘Austin’ Bowden, 20, was arrested again this week for attempting to be a drug dealer while ripping off a client, a career goal that he has consistently failed at. From Selling Baking Powder as cocaine (fail), thinking cops can’t see him if he watches from the parking lot next door (fail), stealing packages from doorsteps (fail), and just when he was arrested for it all and got out on bond, he was charged for all those things again on more counts (fail). And that’s just the past 2 months. This week,…