Andrew Jordan Green was arrested in the most East Nashville way possible

Police say 30-year-old Andrew Green danced around and repeatedly stated “it is what it is” after they placed him in handcuffs late Thursday night. Officers initially responded to a call in East Nashville about a roadway hazard. The hazard turned out to be Andrew Green, who was reportedly laying down the roadway, heavily intoxicated, wearing some of his clothing backward. He stated he and his partner had been out drinking, though was unable to locate his partner or the name of anywhere they had been or where he was staying. He was charged with public intoxication.