Stay Weird, East Nashville! Free Pooper Finds Free Bidet?

Just before noon today, this was spotted on Greenland! The gentleman in the photo is actually known as the “Free Pooper” around the neighborhood, for his past instances of leaving his feces in alleyways where he likes to take dumps. Fire in the hole? Hot Chicken gone wrong? Not to be confused with a few days ago: A Hard Water Problem? Could the two be linked? You decide! Stay weird, East Nashville!