“It’s gotta come out” – Man urinates himself in front of police; pulls penis out mid-stream to finish

34-year-old Curtis Wonderly was charged with public indecency, resisting arrest, evading arrest, public intoxication, unattended vehicle, and open container violation after he whipped his privates out while being detained for an open bottle of vodka that was in his cupholder.

Man jailed after exposing, fondling himself; threatening 2 women with boxcutter “I’ll kill all y’all”

48-year-old Ace Evans was charged with indecent exposure and two counts of assault with a deadly weapon when he visited two ladies at their tent to inquire about methamphetamine while exposing and masturbating his male member.

ARREST: Pastor Pulls Out Penis At Nashville Laundromat, Waves it Around – Robin Knox

Robin D Knox was arrested yesterday, for pulling out his penis at the Clean World Laundromat in Nashville and waving it back and forth at a lady through the large glass windows of the building. Knox is a 2016 graduate of Vanderbilt Divinity School, and a board member of the Bransford Community Center Project in Springfield, TN – per his resume & LinkedIn profile. He also states he worked for Belmont University “recruiting and new student orientation” and is a Seminarian at the Trinity Episcopal Church, where he teaches Sunday School…

White People/Gentrification: EN Resident Gregory Lemley Finds Penis Spray Painted on House, is Afraid Thieves Have ‘Marked’ his House for Crime…

Gregory L Lemley recently found a surprise on the side of his home in East Nashville. Let’s be clear – Gregory found a (somewhat faded) penis, drawn in what appears to be spray paint. It wasn’t even a remarkable penis, rather just a flaccid attempt what what was likely 8th grade humor from kids out of school for the summer. At any rate, Gregory, who has lived in East Nashville for just over two years, lives in one of those neighborhoods that didn’t exist until a few short years ago.…

Nashville UBER Driver to Passenger: “You have a small penis”

Sometimes, you just can’t make this stuff up. Do you look like Zach Galifianakis and drive for Uber in Nashville? If so, we need to talk. We’re just going directly to the report: I just had a passenger tell me that his last Uber driver was cutting him down, telling him that he had a little…….I’ll just say wanker. Straight up class and professionalism right there; I can’t believe some of these people have a job. And I’m not the type who usually cares what other drivers say or do,…