Fully-clothed man found showering in staff-only area of Hilton Hotel; identifies as “El Chopo”

23-year-old Roberto Cerda was charged with disorderly conduct, two counts of vandalism, and evading arrest after he attempted to smash a McDonald’s window with a rock while police ordered him to stop.

Man chucks rock at Citgo door until it shatters, claims he made a bad choice that night

47-year-old Wayne Kyle was charged with burglary and vandalism after video surveillance showed him pulling up to a Citgo gas station, repeatedly throwing a rock at the glass door until it shattered, and attempting to unlock the door.