23-year-old Joe Garza Alaffa-Molina nearly walked into oncoming traffic this past weekend on Broadway. Officers patrolled the area as they observed this and decided to check on Alaffa-Molina. He was visibly intoxicated when officers asked him if he was with anyone or if he needed medical attention; he replied, “No.” Alaffa-Molina advised officers he had no way of getting home nor had anybody to call to pick him up, so they placed him in custody for public intoxication, and that was when he said, “I’m drunk as fuck, and that whisky is hitting just right.”
Joe Garza Alaffa-Molina tells officers “I’m drunk as fuck, and that whiskey is hitting just right.”
