Nashville man threw dog, then ex-girlfriend, out front door, police say

25-year-old Raemon ‘Raebardo’ Randolph was served with a domestic assault warrant Monday, which detailed allegations he grabbed his ex-girlfriend’s dog and threw it out the front door, then pushed his ex-girlfriend out the same door, and locked it.

Mayor’s #NashvilleShopsLocal campaign mostly just him snacking & drinking coffee around town.

On November 1st, Nashville Mayor John Cooper announced a #NashvilleShopsLocal hashtag campaign to encourage citizens to showcase thing they’ve bought at local businesses. During the first month, less than 10 shoppers participated. The rest was mostly Mayor Cooper snacking or drinking coffee at local establishments. Oh, and the advertising spam, there was lots of spam.

Hamsmuggler Helper: Prison guard smuggles in 2 phones inside her Hamburger Helper lunch

22-year-old Riverbend Maximum Security Prison Guard, Evelisse Erika Maas, is free on pre-trial release after prison officials located 2 cell phones hidden inside a container of Hamburger Helper in her bag she was bringing into work.

DUI: Nashville lawyer found drunk & disorderly in McDonald’s Drive-thru – blows .226

50-year-old Nashville Lawyer Benjamin Ashley Hodges was found in a South Nashville drive-thru just after 2:30 a.m. Wednesday morning, according to police. He was reportedly in a Toyota Yaris, hanging out of the driver’s side window yelling at the vehicle behind him in line. He would eventually blow a .226 on a breath test.

Nashville Realtor charged with attacking husband with scissors, he locked himself in car until police arrived, for his own safety.

39-year-old Nashville realtor Tawntane Yates is free on a $10,000 bond after her husband had to lock himself in a car in their driveway to stay safe until police arrived, after she came at him with scissors, attempting to stab him.

Man charged with posing as Police Officer to get ‘off-duty’ police job: #NotACop

Seth Mills is charged with two counts of criminal impersonation of a law enforcement officer, after Metro Police discovered he wasn’t really a cop at all, despite using that claim to be hired as an off-duty officer at Walmart. This was discovered as the real police were called as he fought a shoplifter on Monday.

Man jailed for the past week for inability to pay $126 bar tab at Kid Rock’s bar

Jeremiah Plum, 33, was arrested on the charges of public intoxication and theft of services on November 24th, unable to pay his $126 tab at Kid Rock Bar. 7 days later, he remains jailed in lieu of a $1,100 bond.

Metro Council member accidentally goes loud & live during morning toilet session

Just before 6 a.m. Sunday, Metro Council member Steve Glover let loose, while accidentally broadcasting live from his bathroom, sitting on the toilet. It wasn’t a rant that viewers heard, but rather some deuces being dropped – while a confused councilman attempts to figure out what’s going on, and why technology is so hard.

Employee admits to stealing over $1600 from Walmart by putting the money in her vest

18-year-old Gabrielle Turner is charged with felony theft after admitting to investigators she stole $1,670.00 from Walmart, where she worked, by placing the cash in her vest on five separate shifts.

Nashville Man robs Family Dollar with t-shirt mask and BB Pistol

Metro Police say an alert employee ran to the back of the Family Dollar store and called 911 as armed robber William McGilmer was holding up the North Nashville Store on Whites Creek Pike Monday morning. He is in custody, jailed in lieu of an $82,500 bond.