James Keithman deemed too drunk for downtown Nashville

36-year-old James Roberts Keithman was on Broadway in downtown Nashville when officers responded to a call from someone concerned about his level of intoxication. Officers located him at 315 Broadway, where he was stumbling and visibly intoxicated. Initially, officers attempted to help him get a ride home; however, while waiting for his ride he attempted to flee the area on foot and immediately face-planted on the sidewalk. He was transported to booking and charged with public intoxication.

Not funny: Man thrashes ex-boyfriend for joking about a check they had just cashed

41-year-old Carl Ruesch was charged with domestic assault when his ex-boyfriend cashed a check for him and jokingly asked him for all of his money. Apparently, Carl didn’t like the joke because it upset him to the point that he beat his ex. Carl claimed blood found on his hand after the incident was from a bad skin condition.