Previously, we told you about how Jenny Obert left her boyfriend home alone, and while he was there, he essentially got taken for the cash in his skinny jeans pockets by some folks that offered to haul away junk for free, then demanded payment once it was on the truck. Instead of saying ‘No’ or blowing his rape whistle, or calling the cops, he ponied up the cash, and called it a day to avoid confrontation. Jenny stayed silent on the matter – only saying that if she had been…
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UPDATED: Neighborhood Watchful: The Wimpy Boyfriend SkinnyJeans Edition
**UPDATED: Jenny Obert Responds: “You’re like the Onion, only better!”** We ALL want that strong powerful boyfriend – am I right, ladies? The man that takes out the trash, and still looks good in skinny jeans, right? The kind that can tell a stranger to get off our property, and not get taken for all the cash in his pocket, right? The kind that only rolls over in bed, and not for strangers. Well, we can’t ALL have that man, as East Nashville resident Jenny Obert recently found out. Let’s be…
Todd Snider: “Yea, that was me” [3 Crow Crash Update]
As we look back on our Best 3 Crow Memes we are blessed with a tipline submission! This little gem appeared today, and it’s possibly the funniest thing we’ve seen all damn week. We love Todd Snider and stay tuned for that March album release date from Hard Working Americans. Don’t disrespect the Todd! (And if you do, don’t sit near a window!)
Reverse Q&A With Lawwren Croney
We color outside the lines, dammit. We don’t to interviews, we do outerviews – which are pretty much you reading our viewpoints, sorry – CNN and FoxNews are on another site, and Burger King is just down the road if you want it your way. So we tracked down our favorite EN girl and and spent a day shopping with her at our favorite thrift shops.. in between some bargains and vintage dresses, questions were asked, answers were given. Here’s the recap – and if you don’t follow her, you should…