Cassidy Crunkilton screams “You can’t arrest me!” after 7 mimosas before flight at BNA

22-year-old Cassidy ‘Cass’ Crunkilton, of Wisconsin, told Airport Police she had 7 mimosas before arriving at the airport, where they found her in the gate too intoxicated to fly. When asked for her ID, she showed officers her Snapchat, then provided a store rewards card, neither of which helped her day go any smoother before she was eventually taken to the floor while resisting arrest. #Crunk

Nashville’s drunkest tourist? Maryland man crawls down aisle of airplane… and into handcuffs; “drunk as shit”, he says

Nashville Airport Police eventually took 29-year-old Maryland Mortgage Broker Kyle Nicholas Jessee into custody Thursday after he began his Nashville adventure crawling down the aisle of a jet as it was taxiing to the gate, then trying to force his way off the aircraft. He was given multiple chances to continue without adding jail to his itinerary, however, he stayed true his name, and cemented his spot in history as Nashville’s newest Kyle, who told officers he was “drunk as shit” because his flight had been delayed for hours.

1,633 Opana pills mixed with Wild Berry Skittles at Nashville Airport – Ralphiel Thomas #Arrested

30-year-old Ralphiel Thomas is currently held in lieu of a $110,000 bond, after police at Nashville Airport located 1,633 15 & 40 mg Opana pills mixed among a bag of Wild Berry Skittles in his suitcase.

Airplane pilot charged with DUI after taking drugs and rolling vehicle with a revoked driver’s license

43-year-old Mark Scott Bornemann is charged with DUI after police found him inside his crashed vehicle, which landed on its side after a collision on Briley Parkway on March 16th. Bornemann, who is a licensed pilot, had his license to drive on land revoked years ago, and told officers he had taken Gabapentin before driving, but not for any diagnosed injury or illness. Police say he was nodding out, sweating profusely, and couldn’t stay awake during their interview.

Florida man attempts to smuggle 42 pounds of marijuana through Nashville International Airport

20-year-old Treydrais Shine was charged with possession with intent after he was found with 42 pounds of marijuana inside two suitcases while connecting at Nashville International Airport on the way to Tampa, Florida.

Nashville Airport’s K9 patrol finds “a lot” of weed in man’s suitcase

29-year-old Michael-Orion Kirkwood was charged with felony possession of marijuana after he was found transporting nearly 42 pounds of marijuana through Nashville International Airport.

South Nashville woman steals Dodge Caliber, seized at BNA airport

21-year-old Alena Walker was charged with theft of property in the form of a Dodge Caliber after stealing the vehicle from Rochel Walker. Walker was later caught with the vehicle on the ground transportation level at the Nashville International Airport.

BNA: Pair returns from 1-day Californa trip with 19.5 pounds of happiness in 8 vacuum sealed bricks

25-year-old Thaddeus Delk & 26-year-old Tony Turner were taken into custody by Nashville Airport Police after K9 Havoc assisted in a search. Delk was already under investigation and identified the other male he was traveling with. Between the pair, police seized 19.5 pounds of marijuana bud & related THC items, among 8 vacuum sealed bricks.

Not flying high: Clarksville nurse reported unresponsive at airport gate

40-year-old Jennifer Willis-Quailes was charged with unlawful possession, public intoxication, and resisting arrest after she was found “slumped over” at a Nashville airport gate and ignored officers trying to remove her from the facility.

Man screams about “homicide” while drunk at airport; charged with public intoxication

28-year-old Christopher Cline was charged with public intoxication after getting drunk at the airport and screaming into his phone about “homicide.”