Woman found drinking champagne with peace-pipe tells officers “Fu*k you I’ll do want I want”

Geraldine Smith was charged with possession of marijuana, paraphernalia, and public intoxication after officers were called because she was spitting on people. When they found her she was swigging out of a champagne bottle, had 22.1 grams of weed, and a “peace-pipe”.

Woman gets plastered on bottle of champagne @ bar, scoffs at police’s offer of shelter, demands to be arrested.

Valentine J Law was at the DoubleTree hotel bar downtown on Thursday night, where security states she drank an entire bottle of champagne while at the hotel bar/lobby area. She was so intoxicated, that once they realized she was not an overnight guest of the hotel, police were called to check on her welfare. MNPD arrived just after 11:30 PM, and Valentine Law willingly exited the hotel with police, but did not have the means to call a friend to pick her up, due to her phone being dead. As…