CMA Fan Mistakes Police Car for Uber & Hops In. Asks Officer to Drive; He takes her to jail.

Herron climbed in and shut the door, locking herself in the police car. She told officer Large the address she wanted to go to and ask that he start the ride. Officer Large asked his new passenger if she knew where she was, to which she replied “yes, you’re my Uber”.

Dear Drunk Guy, Here’s what happened while you were passed out in East Nashville

At 3AM Sunday Morning, Alaina Morrow was delivering for Uber Eats in East Nashville when she was parked at a stop light near 5th & Shelby. While stopped, she observed two teens rob a man that was passed out on a nearby sidewalk. She notified police, who would later arrest the drunken man for public intoxication, taking him into custody, for his own safety. The teens would not be located. At the time of publication, Alaina still doesn’t know who this man was, and the man probably has no idea…

Man Arrested for Assaulting Nashville Uber Driver & Damaging Car

It was a wild and crazy Sunday morning for one Nashville Uber driver. Just before 3AM, Mynor Chox reports that he was punched in the face and his door was kicked in while driving for Uber during one of Nashville’s busiest festival weekends.

I go out walking.. After midnight.. To Bellevue.. From the Gulch

Up & Coming Nashville Chef Tyler Goodenough, who is also the longtime eye-candy boyfriend of Alyssa Trahan, was arrested just before 4 AM on Thursday morning, in a drunken attempt to walk to Bellevue… from the Gulch. MNPD Officers observed Tyler Goodenough, 23, stumbling down Laurel St near 11th Ave S in the Gulch, in the middle of the road. Upon contact, Goodenough stated he was intoxicated and “lost, just trying to get to Bellevue”. Officer Lutz reports he smelled of alcohol, was unsteady on his feed, had slurred speech,…

Woman gets plastered on bottle of champagne @ bar, scoffs at police’s offer of shelter, demands to be arrested.

Valentine J Law was at the DoubleTree hotel bar downtown on Thursday night, where security states she drank an entire bottle of champagne while at the hotel bar/lobby area. She was so intoxicated, that once they realized she was not an overnight guest of the hotel, police were called to check on her welfare. MNPD arrived just after 11:30 PM, and Valentine Law willingly exited the hotel with police, but did not have the means to call a friend to pick her up, due to her phone being dead. As…

Drunk Nashville man finds out Bird scooter doesn’t fly

On what would be his 105th Public Intoxication arrest in Nashville, Charles “Charlie” Drew (46), was found at the intersection of 1st Ave S & Korean Veterans Blvd, taking his anger out on a Bird Scooter. At 9:31 PM, Charlie Drew was observed throwing a Bird scooter against the pavement multiple times while screaming at it. While doing so, people were avoiding the public sidewalk, and it was determined he was causing an annoyance to the public at large by officers. According to the police report, Drew had slurred speech,…

11 Arrested at Iroquois Steeplechase on Saturday in Nashville

There were 11 arrests at Steeplechase on Saturday in Nashville, and well, we’ll just leave the photos of those arrested below. Let’s just say that most charges were dismissed, and the DUI charge was ROR’d (released on her own recognizance), not even given a bond or pre-trial diversion. She is, of course, the daughter of two well-known Nashville socialites. Here are some of those arrested on Saturday at the Iroquois Steeplechase: (Mary) Emme Simpkins CHARGE: DUI / ROR’D (NO BOND OR PRE-TRIAL), BLEW A .115 BAC OFFICER WAS DISPATCHED TO…