Man tells MNPD he’s “fucking hammered” when found passed out in car at Shwab Elementary School

MNPD Officers found 35-year-old Matthew Johnson passed out across both front seats of his running vehicle, parked at a local elementary school. Johnson told officers “I’m fucking hammered”.
He was charged with DUI, Implied Consent, disorderly conduct, open container, assault of a police officer and resisting arrest. He is now free on pre-trial release.

Bellevue’s {Pub}licity Gastropub Closing Amid Debt, Lawsuits, & $14 Sausage Biscuits

Facing massive debt, and the 3rd eviction lawsuit in less than a year, Bellevue gastropub ‘Publicity’ will finally be closing it’s doors after brunch on Sunday. Perhaps Bellevue just wasn’t ready for $11 fried pimento cheese, a $15 burger, or a sausage biscuit with a sunny-side up egg for $14.

CMA Fan Mistakes Police Car for Uber & Hops In. Asks Officer to Drive; He takes her to jail.

Herron climbed in and shut the door, locking herself in the police car. She told officer Large the address she wanted to go to and ask that he start the ride. Officer Large asked his new passenger if she knew where she was, to which she replied “yes, you’re my Uber”.

DUI Arrest: She sang the song of her people: “I’m drunk, f— you.. f— the police, kill the blue”

It took 5 officers to carry her into booking, and that was after she broke out of her hobble restraints once, and serenaded officers with phrases such as “show me my rights you fucking dick”, & “I may be drunk but I’ll win this you fucking nigger murderer”. Just before midnight on Saturday night, MNPD received a call to Popeye’s on Gallatin Pk in East Nashville. As it would turn out, Maryanne Dyer was in her black Chrysler 200 in their drive-thru line with a flat tire. When officers arrived,…