Drunken Texas Realtor & statue fondler charged after assaulting security guard, hurling racial slurs in Music City

39-year-old David Allen Touchet, a Texas realtor visiting Nashville, was jailed this weekend after he was reportedly being drunk and disorderly at the Renaissance Hotel and refused to go up to his room when asked, instead choosing to hurl racial slurs at a security guard, while punching another in the throat. He also fondled a statue of Loretta Lynn.

Cassidy Crunkilton screams “You can’t arrest me!” after 7 mimosas before flight at BNA

22-year-old Cassidy ‘Cass’ Crunkilton, of Wisconsin, told Airport Police she had 7 mimosas before arriving at the airport, where they found her in the gate too intoxicated to fly. When asked for her ID, she showed officers her Snapchat, then provided a store rewards card, neither of which helped her day go any smoother before she was eventually taken to the floor while resisting arrest. #Crunk

A family armed themselves with a machete and waited 18 minutes for MNPD to arrive as a man threatened to kill them.

Nashville police arrested 27-year-old Syrus Jenkins Monday morning, who they say was clearly under the influence of unknown substances, and 90 minutes later he was free on pre-trial release, skipping the standard hold for public intoxication arrests. 5 hours after his release, he entered a family’s attached garage and attempted to gain entry to their home via the inner door. They grabbed a machete and waited 18 minutes for MNPD to arrive.

1,633 Opana pills mixed with Wild Berry Skittles at Nashville Airport – Ralphiel Thomas #Arrested

30-year-old Ralphiel Thomas is currently held in lieu of a $110,000 bond, after police at Nashville Airport located 1,633 15 & 40 mg Opana pills mixed among a bag of Wild Berry Skittles in his suitcase.

Man charged with theft asks officer: “If I get the pressure washer back, can we squash this?”

42-year-old Wade Cosby was charged with theft of property after being caught on home surveillance video stealing a pressure washer. When apprehended he asked the officer “If I get the pressure washer back, can we squash this?”

Fugitive woman finally found after Walgreens theft

28-year-old Jessica Lefevers was charged with theft of merchandise after leaving a Walgreens with items she had not paid for. She was identified by video surveillance and caught five months later.

Disorderly woman charged after stripping, cussing, throwing shoes at Party Fowl

57-year-old Carla Hargis was charged with disorderly conduct when Metro Police was called twice in one hour because she was causing a ruckus near Party Fowl. She was taking off her clothes, throwing her shoes, yelling, and cussing.

Man caught with loaded handgun while driving intoxicated on Nolensville Pike

24-year-old Devin Wilson was charged with DUI and possession of a handgun while under the influence after an officer noticed him drive on the sidewalk and swerve into the bicycle lane on Nolensville Pike.

Goodlettsville driver admits to downing five beers after being caught traveling 105 MPH

23-year-old Jacob Grava was charged with driving under the influence after driving a reported 105 miles per hour on Interstate 40. Grava would later confess to having consumed five beers before getting behind the wheel.

“Turnaround Guy” drunkenly lodges vehicle into homeowner’s yard

64-year-old Craig Kitch was charged with driving under the influence after having his vehicle become stuck in a Bellevue homeowner’s driveway. Kitch would later confess to consuming two vodka and tonic drinks before operating his vehicle.