Alyce Simmons would prefer that there was no poop in her yard. Of course, she is making the assumption that East Nashville has no free-roaming dogs, and that someone is walking their pooch through her garden and yard perhaps? Maybe the dog got loose and pooped on it’s mad dash through the neighborhood? Perhaps, a neighbor has been secretly fertilizing her garden with his dog poop for years, and that’s why her gardens and flowers are flourishing? Or maybe she’s just got a bad neighbor? Either way, Alyce has a…
Tag: humor
To Do: Get A MILF (Drunk!)
Imagine you’re at the Eastland Kroger, and you can’t stop looking at a guy’s behind. Some about the booty catches your eye. In fact you are so intrigued that you notice a hand written piece of paper in his back pocket that intrigues you. This happened to Sara Olivia Moore. She was keen enough to zoom in so we could see the what the pocket list contained – and it appears to possibly be a list of To Do’s for a bachelor party? Sara described him as an “out of…
Only in East Nashville… Caption This?
Only in East Nashville… Happy Thursday! Do you have the best caption?
Stay Weird, East Nashville! Free Pooper Finds Free Bidet?
Just before noon today, this was spotted on Greenland! The gentleman in the photo is actually known as the “Free Pooper” around the neighborhood, for his past instances of leaving his feces in alleyways where he likes to take dumps. Fire in the hole? Hot Chicken gone wrong? Not to be confused with a few days ago: A Hard Water Problem? Could the two be linked? You decide! Stay weird, East Nashville!
“BeerBattered Fish Box”: Checkers Menu Item or Yo Mama’s Nickname?
So this happened today at the Checkers in East Nashville. New menu item, or Yo Mama’s nickname?
Best of East Nashville Craigslist: Washer from Hell
Best of – directly from craigslist! Here’s a direct link until it’s gone We’ve ALL had this washer and dryer before. From the ad: Greetings, friends. I am selling my GE washer and dryer set! I know what you.re thinking, “Seems too good to be true to get a washer dryer set for just $100” but, alas, you would be wrong. You would be just as wrong as I was when I thought it was a steal getting them for $300. You see, when I bought these previously owned machines…