Patient at Skyline cuffed for outstanding warrant; defecates in patrol car en route to booking

44-year-old Lisa Stewart was charged with assault of an officer and resisting arrest after she spat a chewed cigarette in an officer’s face and defecated inside the patrol car on the way to booking.

Man vandalizes MNPD patrol car, causes $1,500 in damages with feet

Metro Police say Demetrius Harris was being arrested for kidnapping when he caused approximately $1,500 in damages to the patrol car they placed him in before they read his charge to him, by kicking the screen and rear door, causing it to no longer fully close.

MNPD: she had “59 grams of crystal meth between her buttocks”

Reannon Craig was driving with an expired tag at N. Gallatin Pk & Edgemeade on Wednesday when an officer attempted to conduct a traffic stop by activating blue lights and sirens. Craig refused to stop and continued to flee through a residential area. She eventually stopped her car and began to flee on foot, while chased by MNPD. Craig’s flight was eventually stopped when officers deployed a taser on her. Once on the ground from the taser impact, she refused to put her hands behind her back, but was taken…