You can’t bring your crystal meth into the hospital, Christopher Daniels.

Metro Nashville Police responded to Skyline Hospital late Wednesday night to find 23-year-old Christopher Daniels in possession of his jacket, which had been used to bring nearly a half-pound (220 grams) of methamphetamine into the hospital. Police reviewed security footage which showed his girlfriend go outside and approach a blue Nissan Altima and grab his black jacket to bring back inside. As she entered the emergency department, security searched her and found the methamphetamine. Officers spoke with Daniels, who was in possession of the jacket, and he admitted everything found in the jacket belonged to him.

Woman free on $25K bond after bringing 109 Oxycodone pills to Skyline hospital — Taylor Tucker

22-year-old Taylor Tucker was booked into the Metro Nashville Jail Tuesday on an outstanding warrant from 2019, charging her with felony drug possession with intent to distribute. Court records reveal she was at Skyline Hospital when she was confronted about having drugs in her possession, at which time she produced 109 unprescribed Oxycodone pills (30mg) and surrendered them to staff, who turned them in to police. A warrant for her arrest was signed the following week, which has been outstanding since that date. She is free on a $25,000 bond.

Patient at Skyline cuffed for outstanding warrant; defecates in patrol car en route to booking

44-year-old Lisa Stewart was charged with assault of an officer and resisting arrest after she spat a chewed cigarette in an officer’s face and defecated inside the patrol car on the way to booking.

Shooting suspect shows up at hospital with gunshot wounds and stolen car

28-year-old Demerrius Beach was charged with 3 counts of aggravated assault and theft after two people at Skyline Hospital said he shot them, almost 2 weeks later he showed up at the hospital with gunshot wounds of his own, in a stolen Honda.

Witness says man stood over victim “punching her in the face repeatedly” resulting in broken bones

23-year-old Bayron Santos-Recarte was charged with aggravated assault after a witness saw him punching his girlfriend in the face several times outside before she was taken to Skyline Hospital with a broken nose and possible broken jaw.

Joelton man throws wife into animal cage and slams her on the ground, per report

62-year-old Mark Reeves was charged with domestic assault after he threw his wife into a metal animal cage and onto the ground shortly thereafter causing her to require medical attention for her injuries, per report.

Woman attacks boyfriend with cat scratch post

46-year-old Amy Adams was charged with domestic assault after she attacked her boyfriend with a cat scratch pole.

Serial huffer strikes again… this time at Target

23-year-old Angelina Puryear was charged with inhaling or possessing to inhale fumes and theft of merchandise after she was found huffing an air duster in a Target bathroom on Lebanon Pike.