Patient at Skyline cuffed for outstanding warrant; defecates in patrol car en route to booking

44-year-old Lisa Stewart was charged with assault of an officer and resisting arrest after she spat a chewed cigarette in an officer’s face and defecated inside the patrol car on the way to booking.

Shooting suspect shows up at hospital with gunshot wounds and stolen car

28-year-old Demerrius Beach was charged with 3 counts of aggravated assault and theft after two people at Skyline Hospital said he shot them, almost 2 weeks later he showed up at the hospital with gunshot wounds of his own, in a stolen Honda.

Witness says man stood over victim “punching her in the face repeatedly” resulting in broken bones

23-year-old Bayron Santos-Recarte was charged with aggravated assault after a witness saw him punching his girlfriend in the face several times outside before she was taken to Skyline Hospital with a broken nose and possible broken jaw.

Joelton man throws wife into animal cage and slams her on the ground, per report

62-year-old Mark Reeves was charged with domestic assault after he threw his wife into a metal animal cage and onto the ground shortly thereafter causing her to require medical attention for her injuries, per report.

Woman attacks boyfriend with cat scratch post

46-year-old Amy Adams was charged with domestic assault after she attacked her boyfriend with a cat scratch pole.

Serial huffer strikes again… this time at Target

23-year-old Angelina Puryear was charged with inhaling or possessing to inhale fumes and theft of merchandise after she was found huffing an air duster in a Target bathroom on Lebanon Pike.