The white people, Aeriel Development Resident, East Nashville Neighborhood Watch! are at it, again! Because no one ever has a legitimate purpose to go door to door in East Nashville, or have an excuse to not be white like you and your neighbors, right? Elizabeth Schneider writes to the neighborhood watch, warning of an HOURS OLD incident, which doesn’t appear to have been reported, or attempted to be stopped, or take any action, other than to come home, turn on her fireplace, and post about it on Facebook: “Group of…
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Dear Uber: Why are you hiring felons to drive us around? Dino Formosa [UPDATED]
Previously: Bad Uber Driver Dino Formosa on immigrants Indians & Tipping! Dear Uber: (Update @ Bottom) We put our trust and faith in you – that when we open our Uber App, someone who is background checked and verified will be here to pick us up, and take us safely to our destination. So, we must ask, how is someone with these charges getting past your background checks? In a recent article about some hateful quotes from Nashville Driver Dino Formosa, we happened upon his criminal background charges. Here is…
PSA – Discard Electronics Boxes a Few Houses Down to Avoid Break-Ins
The holiday has come and gone, and you have both given, and received, more than ever before. What remains are all those electronics boxes – giving burglars and no-gooders a free few of all the new gadgets and electronics waiting for them just inside your doors! How can you avoid this East Nashville newbie mistake? Do what the rest of us do.. the night before trash day, simply take all of those boxes a few houses down the street, and place them in front of an unsuspecting neighbor! That way…
Neighborhood Watchful: Cindy & Melissa Cross – the Mindreaders!
Once again, our wonderful neighborhood watch in East Nashville amazes us with their skill-sets! Did you know we had a couple of mind-readers in the neighborhood? These wanna-be watch captains (Cindy & Melissa Cross) saw two guys, probably out of school on break, who were going door to door trying to rake leaves – and assumed that they were up to no good. Did they see them steal anything? nope – not a thing. Yet the title of this email blast they just sent out was ‘Stealing from mail boxes’!…
Reminder: Crime Prevention Meeting Today @ 11AM – @ Drifter’s
Just a quick reminder that if you want to take part in the East Nashville Neighborhood Watch’s “Crime Prevention Meeting”, then you should show up at Drifters today from 11AM – 12:30PM. We’re still not sure what crime they’ve ever prevented – but if you want to sit around while MNPD officers watch you eat a burger and drink a beer on a weekday during lunch, then this is the place you want to be. Also, you get the pleasure of meeting the captain of the neighborhood pink posse ,…
Jenny Obert Responds: “You’re like the Onion, only better!”
Previously, we told you about how Jenny Obert left her boyfriend home alone, and while he was there, he essentially got taken for the cash in his skinny jeans pockets by some folks that offered to haul away junk for free, then demanded payment once it was on the truck. Instead of saying ‘No’ or blowing his rape whistle, or calling the cops, he ponied up the cash, and called it a day to avoid confrontation. Jenny stayed silent on the matter – only saying that if she had been…
Neighborhood Watchful: Fireworks or Gunshots? East Nashville Edition.
We don’t even have to explain this one. Enjoy. Do you have a ‘Fireworks or Gunshots’ drinking game for you and your friends/neighbors? Tell us about it in the comments, or send in your own stories! [stextbox id=”info” caption=”Got A Tip?” collapsing=”false” collapsed=”false” mode=”css”]Got A Tip? Submit it online or email tips@eastnashville.news![/stextbox]
East Nashville “Crime Prevention” Meeting & Meet Neighborhood Watch Captain Bob Acuff
We’ve had enough ride-share entertainment for this week, and have nearly 20 similar ones in the tipbox in case it’s a slow news day anytime soon – so let’s get back to the real ‘East Nashville’ business… you  know the kind… where we like to pretend we’re in control of everything, and nothing happens in the neighborhood without both our knowledge AND approval? yea, that stuff. That can only mean it’s time to talk about the weekly ‘East Nashville Crime Prevention’ Meeting (known as the CPM to those in the…
UPDATED: Neighborhood Watchful: The Wimpy Boyfriend SkinnyJeans Edition
**UPDATED:Â Jenny Obert Responds: “You’re like the Onion, only better!”** We ALL want that strong powerful boyfriend – am I right, ladies? The man that takes out the trash, and still looks good in skinny jeans, right? The kind that can tell a stranger to get off our property, and not get taken for all the cash in his pocket, right? The kind that only rolls over in bed, and not for strangers. Well, we can’t ALL have that man, as East Nashville resident Jenny Obert recently found out. Let’s be…
Neighborhood Watchful: Suspicious Black/Brown Male Reported by a Racist Hipster Edition
It just wouldn’t be the same if an entire day passed without this happening in East Nashville: White hipster chick (the kind from those Aerial Developments) goes jogging through a perfectly nice neighborhood and sees a non-white person either on a lawn, using a sidewalk, sitting a porch (they MUST be casing the joint!), or heaven forbid knocking on the front door instead of the back – and hipster chick either immediately calls 911 to report a ‘suspicious character’ or goes on Facebook to warn all her other white Aerial Development…