Parker Deaton caught exposing his manhood while urinating in Downtown Nashville Park

22-year-old Parker Andrew Deaton was taken into custody for public indecency and resisting arrest on June 15th. Around 3:04 a.m., patrolling officers noticed Deaton urinating with his genitals fully exposed at a public park near 3rd Avenue South. Officers approached Deaton and told him he could not do that. After Deaton finished urinating, officers told him to “come here” several times. However, Deaton refused and stated he did not have to. Officers then attempted to handcuff him, during which he became resistive, trying to pull away and preventing them from cuffing him. Officers pulled Deaton to the ground, where they had to pry his arms back to arrest him. He was later detained for the occurrence.

Michael White Jr. caught peeing in dumpster while drunk on Broadway

45-year-old Michael Wayne White Jr. urinated in a dumpster near 3rd Avenue and Broadway around 5:35 p.m. on April 7th. Officers were driving when they observed a citizen pointing at White Jr. Officers then pulled over and approached him, who turned around and zipped up his fly. Officers then asked White Jr. to provide some form of identification, and he just stood there holding his credit cards after multiple requests. As officers spoke with White Jr., they noticed he showed numerous signs of impairment and reeked of alcohol. Officers deemed him unable to care for himself. White Jr. was taken into custody for public indecency and public intoxication.

Drunk and Naked: Damien Newman refuses to leave gas station

23-year-old Damien Newman refused to leave the Shell Gas Station on Fesslers Lane in the early hours of March 11th. When detectives arrived, Newman was outside of the Shell, fully naked, showing signs of intoxication. Officers asked him where his clothes were, but he had no response. Newman was deemed a danger to himself and taken into custody for public indecency and public intoxication.

Mark Cowart slips cuffs thanks to lube after pleasuring himself in Vanderbilt University Divinity Library

25-year-old Mark Cowart was booked on February 6th for m*sturbating at the Vanderbilt University Divinity Library. Officers responded to a report of a man on the second floor watching p*rnography on a library computer. Officers then received a second call that he was now actively m*sturbating. When officers arrived, they observed Cowart sitting at a computer watching p*rn, with his sweatpants pulled down and his hands in his boxers, actively m*sturbating. The officer tried to handcuff him, but he was able to slip away due to an unknown substance on both hands. When he was finally arrested, he admitted to m*sturbating inside the library because he was “h*rny.” At least seven people witnessed Cowart m*sturbating inside the library. Officers noted there was an M&M tube located near the computer, which contained a glass pipe and tobacco. He was then transported to the Downtown Detention Center for processing.

Rhonda Schwendinger caught having intercourse in restroom at Vanderbilt University’s Heard Library

40-year-old Rhonda Schwendinger was caught having sexual intercourse in the men’s restroom at Vanderbilt University’s Heard Library on the morning of December 18th. Officers observed this occurring on the floor in front of the sinks before separating and detaining both parties. They both stated that they had met inside the library and agreed to have sex in the bathroom. They also stated there was no money involved. Schwendinger gave officers a false social security number, so they could not initially identify her. She was taken into custody for criminal impersonation and public indecency.

Thomas Colton Benefield urinates on hot dog vendor from rooftop of Jason Aldean’s

22-year-old Thomas Benefield was cited for assault and public indecency on July 14th. Police arrived at Jason Aldean’s Bar after being flagged down by Ali Ahmed and the security at the venue. Ali Ahmed stated that he was operating his hot dog cart on the street below when a stank liquid from above splashed his face and body. He stated that when he looked up, he saw Thomas urinating from the rooftop bar with his member still in his hand. Security stated they also observed Thomas urinating and threw him out of the bar. Ali was able to identify Thomas. When police spoke to Thomas, he admitted to urinating but stated, “There is no way that it reached him.” Ali said that he wanted to press charges. Thomas was booked on the citation on August 21st.

Naked and not afraid — Just say no to drugs: Selena Archer arrested

21-year-old Selena Archer was jailed on April 4th after trying to break into someone’s home and completely undressing herself in the front yard before she left the property. Police responded to the complainant, who told them that a black female was pushing and pulling on her door, trying to get in, and that she rang the door about 20 times. Officers canvased the area and saw Archer walking towards them fully unclothed. They asked her what was happening, and she said, “Just take me to jail.” Officers arrested Archer for public indecency. When they asked for her name, she gave them several names and birthdays. She was mumbling and slurring her speech; officers believed she was under the influence of narcotics. Archer was arrested for several charges and transported to booking, where she ended up providing her social security number and was able to be identified.

Antonio Rivera worked his meat stick in a South Nashville Deli

31-year-old Antonio Rivera walked into Flores Super Deli on Largo Drive in South Nashville on March 18 and walked into the kitchen of the deli, where he pulled down his pants, sat in a chair, and began to masturbate vigorously. Metro Nashville Police arrived and noticed he had a crack pipe in his mouth, which they took and demanded he pull up his pants, finished or not. He continued to pleasure himself, at which point officers removed him from the chair and pulled his pants up for him. He was transported to booking and charged with public indecency and drug paraphernalia.

Braidon Barbe — stripped naked to dance in the Symphony Fountain in downtown Nashville

23-year-old Braidon Barbe was one of several men completely naked in the fountain at 1 Symphony Place in downtown Nashville early Sunday morning. He was without pants or undwear as Officer Groeneweg observed him exit the fountain and attempt to get dressed. He told officers, “I’m drunk!” and was taken into custody for public intoxication and public indecency.

Andrei Gavaz pulls it out and touches it at Kid Rock’s Bar on Valentine’s Day

Police say 24-year-old Andrei Gavaz unzipped his pants and whipped out his most prized possession at Kid Rock’s Bar on Valentine’s Day. He then thoroughly touched himself and then, using that same hand, smacked the face of a bouncer who had escorted him out of the venue due to his level of intoxication. He was attempting to re-enter the bar when the assault occurred. The bouncer, Shay Thomas, fell to the ground and suffered cuts to both elbows and his knuckle while attempting to detain Gavaz.

Police arrived to find Gavaz cuffed, and as they were placing him in the rear of a patrol car, he had to be hobble-restrained as he attempted to kick Officer Hill in the face, but no contact was made. He was still charged with assault of an officer, as Officer Hill stated he “felt as if he was about to be assaulted.” He then began to spit all over the rear of the patrol vehicle, resulting in an additional vandalism charge.