Tag: Brett Withers

Christopher Alford found on East Nashville front porch, too intoxicated to know it wasn’t his

Jason Steen

29-year-old Christopher Scott Alford was found sitting on the front porch of a house on Fatherland Street in East Nashville in the early hours of Wednesday morning. The homeowner called the police since he didn’t know the man, and wanted him removed from the property. Officer made contact with Alford, who reeked of alcohol and had trouble standing on his own. He admitted to consuming “several shots” before wandering onto the porch, and was taken into custody.

Brett Withers Seeks to Restrict Door-To-Door Sales into Oblivion – Punishing people for the smallest of crimes

Jason Steen

If this bill passes, you could have door-to-door solicitors as early as 5:30AM, due to the severe restrictions on evening hours. Of the 684,410 residents in Nashville, only 1,880 have registered for the no-knock list provided by metro. We don’t need a new law, we need people who aren’t happy to register for the no-knock list. The goal of the metro Commercial Solicitor law has always been to balance the First Amendment rights of the solicitor with the privacy and safety of the residents of the community. A proposal, up for 2nd…

Someone Alert Councilman Brett Withers: EN Bachelorette Party Has Outdoor Penises

Jason Steen

Someone alert our idiot of a Councilman, Brett Withers. There are Penises at a bachelorette party in East Nashville *GASP* – the horror! Actually, someone warn the homeowner, because they’ll likely be next on Brett’s list of things to report to codes as a violation in his one man struggle against all things sexual, fun, or profitable, of course all 3 are great ideas, if you involve him, otherwise he will us his position to make your life hell. We’ll be waiting for the famous Withers outrage. If only he…

East Nashville Blow Up Doll Currently on Roof after Councilman Brett Withers Publicly Shamed Her

Jason Steen

BREAKING: Early Sunday morning, the now famous blow up doll shamed by councilman Brett Withers publicly on social media was found to be on the rooftop of her building in East Nashville at 8th/Main. It was not immediately known if she as contemplating jumping, or was using the strings of lights to come to a more certain fate for for her now deflated ego. She was seen on Friday at street level, which prompted a scathing public shaming from councilman Brett Withers. This was the same day that it was…

Did Councilman Brett Withers Lie On City Permit Application?

Jason Steen

When city councilman Brett Withers bought his house on Granada Av, he wanted to build a deck – except he couldn’t be bothered to go get the permit himself, so he sent someone. That someone was Sherry Carter, an openly gay woman in Nashville; a lesbian, by her own account. This is important, because Brett is an openly gay man. Yet on the legal application for a permit, which is all public record, under oath of a notary, she purported herself to be Brett Wither’s “girlfriend” – a relationship that…

Councilman Brett Withers Gets Bitchy Over Boobs

Jason Steen

Oh Brett Withers, you never cease to amaze embarrass us. It was bound to happen at some point. An openly gay man in East Nashville was bound to eventually snap over fake boobs. No one expected they would be attached to a blow-up sex doll, though. That’s exactly what happened on Friday. You would think a councilman charged with a DUI, who has a life partner that was charged with growing marijuana with 1,000 ft of a school, would be just a little more laid back and chill about a…

Brady Morris (friend of Brett Withers, OutCentral Board Member) – from Drunk Driver to Animal Murderer?

Jason Steen

We got a tip last week about Brady Morris, who is a Nashville ‘Urban Farmer’ (and we use this term ever so loosely), Nashville OUT Central Board of Directors Member, and friend of Metro Councilman Brett Withers. It appeared to be some anger issues – essentially he got pissed and killed one of his Roosters and ate it out of spite – not because he was hungry or needed the food or any legitimate reason, but because he got mad at the Rooster and wanted to show it who was…