DUI: Man flees after crash, tells police he’s “a lightweight when it comes to drinking”— Michael Simonetti

31-year-old Michael Simonetti, who described himself to police as “a lightweight when it comes to drinking” called to report he had been in a crash just over 90 minutes earlier. Police met him just down the street, where they discovered a puddle and trail of fresh alcohol, which he had poured out the window of his vehicle. He says he left the scene because he believed the other vehicle also left. Inside the car, police found 6 empty Captain Morgan bottles, and a glass with ice and liquor inside, along with other random alcohol cans.

He failed field sobriety tests and was charged with DUI, violation of implied consent law, and leaving the scene of an accident.

Former Cheatham Deputy Tyler Temple arrested; charged in December Top Golf assault

The Davidson County Grand Jury has indicted former Cheatham County Deputy Tyler Temple for his role in an off-duty assault on a civilian at Top Golf in Nashville in December. Temple, along with 2 other officers, was terminated in February. He was booked into the Metro Jail overnight. The now unsealed Grand Jury Indictment charges Tyler Dale Temple with assault. He was booked into the Metro Jail Tuesday night at 8 p.m., and released on his own recognizance by the night court magistrate. He is scheduled to appear for a…

Joey Scerbo Arrested for Passing Fake Money: “These aren’t my pants”

Early Sunday morning on April 8th, according to an arrest report, Joseph ‘Joey’ Paul Scerbo was sitting at a bar inside Top Golf Nashville. He ordered a beer, and paid with a $100 bill. A very observant bartender noticed that the bills was counterfeit, marked with ‘Motion Picture Use Only’ on the fake cash. MNPD was then notified, and began to approach Joey Scerbo, but as soon as eye contact was made with the officers he began to run from the building and into the parking lot. He was pursued…

DUI: Jamie Ferrell. Tells cop he’s “going to die” and accuses him of raping her in drunken rage

Jamie Ferrell was arrested on Tuesday morning, for DUI, after coming home from her company’s February Christmas Party at Top Golf. Jamie Ferrell was coming home from a Christmas party for her work on Tuesday (yep, in February), and sped by a cop doing 84 mph in a 55 mph zone on I24 E. She then swerved across the fog line, driving erratically as she passed the patrol car. Once she stopped and interacted with the officer, he noted her speech was slow and slurred, eyes were bloodshot, and she…