Fail: He tried to Rob Thorton’s. He tried to hide his face – He failed at both.

The man who tried to rob Thornton’s convenience market on Lebanon Pike at 3:35 a.m. on Sunday waited too late to pull up his bandana mask, resulting in his face being photographed as he walked up to the front door. The clerk also rebuffed his robbery demands for cash, making this the most epic robbery attempt of 2019.

Man tells police “I’m so high I don’t know what to do” during DUI arrest

Locally known soccer player Vitaly Drake, 22, was charged with DUI, violating implied consent law, and unlawful possession of a controlled substance after he was stopped for driving on the wrong side of the road and stated he was coming to Nashville to buy marijuana.

Man charged with public intox after found yelling at a bus on Broadway

27-year-old Zachary Klein was arrested and charged with public intoxication after running onto Broadway in downtown Nashville yelling at people, and by the time police found him, he was yelling at a bus. He is free on a $100 cash bond and scheduled to appear in court in January.

Mother says it was discipline, Police say it was an assault

35-year-old Archangalena Tassy was charged with domestic assault after she bruised her own knuckles “disciplining” her son, according to Metro Police.

63-year-old charged with assault of Vanderbilt Nurse who prevented her from leaving the hospital

63-year-old Fayette Hereford is charged with assault of a healthcare provider who prevented her from leaving the hospital against medical advice. Nurse Katie Crumbly says she was struck in the shoulder by the patient in an elevator. VUPD returned the patient to her room.