McDUI: Troy White passed out behind the wheel in drive-thru with two loaded handguns

Police found 56-year-old Troy White asleep in his vehicle at McDonald’s drive-thru at 1:30 a.m. Sunday. He initially seemed unconscious but slowly acknowledged people were around, but could not follow simple commands. Police say he reeked of alcohol, and he stated he had been drinking at a nearby bar where he had “four bottles of beer.” He performed poorly on field sobriety tests, and during a search of his vehicle incident to arrest, two loaded handguns were found around his seat, once under it, and the other next to the center console.

Devordrick Prewitt charged in McDonald’s drive-thru disturbance

31-year-old Devordrick Prewitt was standing outside his vehicle in the drive-thru lane of a Mcdonald’s when police arrived Sunday. He was yelling at an employee through the window and banging on the glass. He refused to leave and spit on the window in anger. He refused to stop or leave the property and was taken into custody by police.

Woman cracks ex’s TV during argument, then gets out of jail and attacks him at work

29-year-old Kiara Littlejohn was charged with vandalism and domestic assault after police say she threw a remote at her child’s father’s TV and cracked it during an argument, then after she was arrested and released she showed up at his job, yelled at him, and punched him in the face twice.

Fully-clothed man found showering in staff-only area of Hilton Hotel; identifies as “El Chopo”

23-year-old Roberto Cerda was charged with disorderly conduct, two counts of vandalism, and evading arrest after he attempted to smash a McDonald’s window with a rock while police ordered him to stop.

Fugitive caught with drugs hanging from his neck

27-year-old Preston Jass was charged with possession of heroin, clonazepam, and alprazolam after officers identified him to have an active warrant and searched his person.

Man threatens to stab woman and cut her head off in a Wendy’s parking lot

47-year-old Toriando Mason was charged with assault when he threatened a woman and her daughter in a Wendy’s parking lot stating “I’m going to cut your head off” while police officers were present.

Man charged with third DUI after crashing into McDonald’s drive-thru menu board

32-year-old William Swift was charged with DUI after he demolished a McDonald’s drive-thru menu and speaker with his Ford and insisted to police that his debit card was his ID.

Woman admits to smoking cocaine-laced marijuana with baby in vehicle

34-year-old Michelle Northcutt was charged with her second DUI when she backed her vehicle into someone else’s in a McDonald’s parking lot with her 15-month-old daughter was in the car and later admitted to police that she took Xanax and smoked marijuana.

McSmackdown: Man McSlaps girlfriend in the mouth then runs from police

28-year-old Kedan Desvignes was charged with assault, evading arrest, and contraband in a penal facility after he allegedly open hand slapped his girlfriend in the mouth and busted her lip for telling him to shut up and then ran from police.

Girlfriend socks boyfriend over argument at McDonald’s

35-year-old Sigrid Boyer was charged with domestic assault after an argument over a pair of socks turned physical.